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Help is needed with the SLD snurfle relapse control system. No specific experience is required beyond a general familiarity with the SLD offline software environment. The work would provide an excellent opportunity for one to learn how snurfle control systems work and how to manage relapse fenestrators. A minimum of half time effort for at least six months would be necessary for one to make a useful contribution to this system. We expect to publish no papers and to generate no interest in the general physics community. Persons wishing to advance their careers in any significant way should avoid this project. If you are interested in this work, please contact Joseph Perl